Totally Tanked
It's a podcast about tanks. Do you want to listen to people talking about tanks? (And drinking beer)
Totally Tanked
It's a podcast about tanks. Do you want to listen to people talking about tanks? (And drinking beer)
About Totally Tanked
It's a podcast about tanks. Do you want to listen to people talking about tanks? (And drinking beer)
It's a podcast about tanks. Do you want to listen to people talking about tanks?
Why Join Totally Tanked as a Guest
Armored Warfare Audience
You reach listeners who care about tanks, World Wars, Cold War armor, and modern tank design.
Deep-Dive Tank Episodes
You get a format built for focused conversations on Abrams, T-62, Chieftain, Sentinel, and other specific vehicles.
Evidence-First Editorial Style
You join a show that values science, decency, and serious analysis over hype or empty hot takes.
Shareable Specialist Content
You leave with a tightly framed episode that is easy to clip, recommend, and share with tank and military-history fans.
Episode Angles & Guest Pitches
Tank Design Tradeoffs
You unpack why tanks like the Abrams, Chieftain, and T-90 made the choices they did.
Politics Behind Armor
You show how industrial policy, economics, and state power shape the tanks people fight in.
From World Wars To Today
You compare tank evolution across World Wars, the Cold War, and current battlefields.
Great Tanks, Bad Ideas
You explore famous successes and failures, from Valentine and Cromwell to Sheridan and Maus.
How You'd Contribute to the Show
Audience Takeaways
Your episode helps listeners understand how tanks are designed, why they matter politically, and what makes different armored vehicles succeed or fail.
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Why Trust Me
The Ideal Guest
You are a great fit if you study military history, defense policy, engineering, or armored vehicles, and you can speak clearly about tanks without dodging the politics around them.
Recent Episodes
81 - Abrams - The Lord of Battle
Totally Tanked • Apr 25, 2026
80 - Multi-Turret Tanks - Too Much of a Good Thing
Totally Tanked • Mar 21, 2026
79 - Leopard 2 - The Tank of the Free World
Totally Tanked • Feb 21, 2026
78 - SU76M - The Swamp Fighter
Totally Tanked • Jan 31, 2026
77 - Vickers MBT - Steel Tank for Iron Men
Totally Tanked • Dec 6, 2025
76 - Panzer II - Tour De France Champion
Totally Tanked • Nov 8, 2025
75 - Centurion revisited - Tougher than the rest
Totally Tanked • Oct 18, 2025
74 - M10 - Wolverine - Panzer Hunter
Totally Tanked • Sep 20, 2025
73 - Maus - Fail Big
Totally Tanked • Aug 9, 2025
72 - AMX-30 - When the going gets tough, the French get weird.
Totally Tanked • Jul 19, 2025
71 - Matilda II Revisited - The Tortoise of War
Totally Tanked • Jun 14, 2025
70 - Chi Ha - The Sword of Empire
Totally Tanked • May 17, 2025
69 - Bradley - A Real Tank Killer
Totally Tanked • Apr 12, 2025
68 - Soviet BTs - Stalin's Hotrods
Totally Tanked • Mar 15, 2025
67 - M103 - The last American Heavy
Totally Tanked • Feb 15, 2025
66 - Crusader - Britain could do better
Totally Tanked • Jan 18, 2025
65 - CV-90 - Swedish fire from ice
Totally Tanked • Dec 7, 2024
64 - PT-76 - In Soviet Russia tanks are jet boats
Totally Tanked • Nov 9, 2024
63 - Tiger II - The Gott in Gotterdamerung!
Totally Tanked • Oct 12, 2024
62 - Heavies - The end of the line!
Totally Tanked • Sep 7, 2024
61 - T-62 - Bring on the big guns
Totally Tanked • Aug 10, 2024
60 - Panzer 38(t) - The Stolen Spearhead
Totally Tanked • Jul 14, 2024
59 - TR-85 - The Romanian Bison
Totally Tanked • Jun 15, 2024
58 - Renault FT - The Mother of Tanks
Totally Tanked • May 18, 2024
57 - M48 Patton - American Steel
Totally Tanked • Apr 6, 2024
56 - C1 Ariete - The Fiat of tanks
Totally Tanked • Mar 16, 2024
55 - Cromwell - The Cat Food.
Totally Tanked • Feb 18, 2024
54 - Type 99 - The Red Wave.
Totally Tanked • Jan 13, 2024
53 - M24 Chaffee - The Voting Machine.
Totally Tanked • Dec 9, 2023
52 - T-80 - The tank of future past.
Totally Tanked • Nov 11, 2023
51 - Churchill - The last landship
Totally Tanked • Oct 14, 2023
50 - Al-Khalid - The tank of the pure
Totally Tanked • Sep 9, 2023
49 - Panther - Failing to meet expectations due to technical difficulties
Totally Tanked • Aug 12, 2023
48 - CVR(T) - Does size matter?
Totally Tanked • Jul 1, 2023
47 - Stuart - M3, M5, Honey
Totally Tanked • Jun 17, 2023
46 - Leopard 1 - The Cold Warrior
Totally Tanked • May 13, 2023
45 - Australian Cruisers (Sentinel) - When you need tanks and you don't know how to build them!
Totally Tanked • Apr 25, 2023
44 - T-14 - The Phantom Menace
Totally Tanked • Mar 18, 2023
43 - Char B1 Bis, How good can a French tank be?
Totally Tanked • Feb 19, 2023
42 - Japanese Type 10, a great tank if it all works
Totally Tanked • Jan 21, 2023
41 - 2022 End of year wrapup
Totally Tanked • Jan 1, 2023
40 - M26 Pershing, the discarded future
Totally Tanked • Dec 4, 2022
39 - T-90 The Beast From The East
Totally Tanked • Nov 14, 2022
38 - Vickers Inter-war Light Tanks. The training wheels of tanks
Totally Tanked • Oct 8, 2022
37 - M18 Hellcat. "Plans are nothing. Planning is everything"
Totally Tanked • Sep 10, 2022
36 - Chieftain. Sometimes you get it wrong
Totally Tanked • Aug 13, 2022
35 - Panzer 3. The Hammer of the Reich
Totally Tanked • Jul 16, 2022
34 - T-64. The Ukrainian Colossus
Totally Tanked • Jun 18, 2022
33 - M3 Medium. The Coffin For Seven Brothers
Totally Tanked • May 14, 2022
32 - Merkava. God's Tank. And a lot of Ukrainian musings
Totally Tanked • Apr 23, 2022
31 - Furphy. A great Australian tank of the First World War
Totally Tanked • Apr 1, 2022
30 - SOMUA S35. The best tank in the worst time
Totally Tanked • Mar 6, 2022
29 - T15. A very dangerous tank from China
Totally Tanked • Feb 7, 2022
28 - Valentine. Spectacularly adequate in a war winning sort of way
Totally Tanked • Jan 15, 2022
27 - New Year Greetings from The Chieftain, and a game of guess that tank!
Totally Tanked • Dec 28, 2021
26 - Christmas special, your emails and comments, and the K9 Thunder!
Totally Tanked • Dec 18, 2021
25 - Arjun. A good tank to have if you have 2000 T-72's as well
Totally Tanked • Dec 5, 2021
24 - IS2. Big Cat Safari Vehicle
Totally Tanked • Nov 6, 2021
23 - M551 Sheridan. When tanks go bad.
Totally Tanked • Oct 9, 2021
22 - The S Tank, or the Stridsvagn 103. And some talk about Australian submarines
Totally Tanked • Sep 18, 2021
21 - Centurion aka: The GOAT. Also some talk about Kabul
Totally Tanked • Aug 22, 2021
20 - Hetzer, or Jagdpanzer 38, or Panzerjäger 38(t). The tank of defeat
Totally Tanked • Jul 24, 2021
19 - LeClerc, and a good old laugh about the AJAX debacle
Totally Tanked • Jun 26, 2021
18 - M-60, and Challenger 3
Totally Tanked • May 16, 2021
17 - T-34 The Tank of Annihilation
Totally Tanked • Apr 18, 2021
16 - K2 Black Panther.
Totally Tanked • Mar 29, 2021
15 - M13/40 - Italian Tanks in WWII
Totally Tanked • Feb 27, 2021
14 - The Universal Carrier
Totally Tanked • Jan 30, 2021
13 - T-55 (and how to steal a tank)
Totally Tanked • Dec 6, 2020
12 - T-95 Ha Go
Totally Tanked • Nov 1, 2020
11 - Tiger
Totally Tanked • Aug 22, 2020
10 - Challenger
Totally Tanked • Jul 4, 2020
09 - Stug III
Totally Tanked • May 30, 2020
08 - First World War Armour
Totally Tanked • Mar 9, 2020
07 - M4 Sherman
Totally Tanked • Jan 18, 2020
06 - KV-1
Totally Tanked • Dec 15, 2019
05 - AMX-13
Totally Tanked • Nov 30, 2019
04 - Ontos
Totally Tanked • Nov 2, 2019
03 - T-72
Totally Tanked • Apr 7, 2019
02 - Leopard 2
Totally Tanked • Mar 12, 2019
01 - Matilda II
Totally Tanked • Feb 5, 2019
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